biscuit-the-bunny

Dear person I hate,
you made me physically ill. i had a stress induced migrane no thanks to you... can you not just stop being a cunt or move schools or something? i honestly hate your guts, fuck off

Dear person I like,
you are a cinnamon roll and ilysm. kissies forever you potato

Dear ex boyfriend, 
i'm sorry for you putting up with my shit.

Dear ex girlfriend
you don't exist but hi!

Dear ex best friend,
omfg you were actually a slut wow

Dear best friends,
STOP TRYING TO BE GAYER THAN ME IT WON'T WORK I'M HOMOROMANTIC AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO HA

Dear person I miss,
why do you never talk to me..?

Dear mom,
buy me a plane ticket to canada ok thanks

Dear dad,
who are you? why were you such a cunt? do you even know i exist? 

Dear future me,
omfg please still be going out with win

Dear past me,
hey you cried a lot, huh?

Dear person I’m jealous of
Plz gimme your artstyle i love it omfg

Dear girlfriend/boyfriend,
UM? COME HERE INTO BRITAIN AND LET ME LOVE YOU FOREVER? SMOOCHIES!

fuck it, i'm bored and it's a thing to do

Anorexia
[ ] You hate your body.
[ ] You have starved yourself. 
[ ] You have low self-esteem. 
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier. (i have a muffin top and it pisses me off)
[x] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat. 
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. (usually breakfast, only because i wake up late)
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 3

ADHD
[ ] You are hyper most of the time. 
[ ] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x]  You seem to never sit still. (boi those leggies gotta go fest)
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ]  You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 4


Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed. 
[x]  You are very irritable. 
[x] You barely get any or no sleep. (still up at 2:30 last night fml)
[ ] You have very high self-esteem at times. 
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex. 
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ]  You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know. 
Total: 7

Bulimia Nervosa
[ ] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[ ] You've thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast. 
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. (One time)
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 7


Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[x] You threaten other people. (if you wanna fuck with my friends, i'll fuck with you thanks)
[x] You often find yourself in fights. (unfortunately)
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone. 
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[x] You always lie. (not big lies. just... white lies usually to protect my friends or keep presents secret, nothing bad)
[ ]  You've stayed out all night.
[ ]  You have considered/attempted to run away from home. 
Total: 10

Depression
[ ] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying. 
[ ] You find no hope in your future. 
[ ] You no find longer excitement over the activities you used to love. 
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. 
[/] You are anti-social. (depends)
[ ] You have low self-esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault. 
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you. 

Total: 11.5

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order. 
[ ] You have harmed yourself. 
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS. 
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.

Total: 15.5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[x] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[ ] You often talk to yourself. 

Total: 19.5

Darkness
[x] You listen to songs with dark meanings.
[ ] You are influenced by dark media and tones.
[x] You are a goth by Urban Dictionary definition 1. (apparently i'm a goth now XD)
[x] You often plot crimes in your head for fun. (OMF AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT WHAT)
[ ] You are not to be trusted with a weapon.
[ ] Your favorite color is black. (grey but it's close XD)
[x] You prefer evil over good in movies (the villains are more interesting dood!)
[ ] You are most often alone.
[ ] You prefer to be cold rather than warm
[x] Next to Black, your favorite color is a dark shaded color.
[ ] War fascinates you. 
[x] You like violence and gore (:t ye)
[ ] You are rebellious.

Total: 25.5

NOW TOTAL - 25.5

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine. 
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems. 
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW

meme stolen from the smol child Winsstar 

Name: lily, but i prefer BB or biscuit on this site, please ^^

thinking of writing up a few stories including everyone from the croc hunter universe XD they'll all be based around events in rena's life, apart from a few from pad's perspective. but i'd love you guys to tell me which one to do first:

losing mom
daddy training
the first croc
meeting pad
gasoline
sight loss
not alright arm
the boat
meeting savvy
infinity pup

pad's short stories:

human encounter
four legged pyro
mummy problems
plush
new mom
meeting charcoal
nameless
sooty bunny

tagged by Winsstar and icedbear 
why

British
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (excuse me we don't all drink tea. //sips tea from a custom paint mug wiv me initials on it// not at all)
[X] You know what a brolly is. (i left mine at home today, good job britain didn't have it's usual weather this week)
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (WHAT'S IN THE BOXES NOEL WHAT'S IN EM? FUK U BANKER)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (//cries forever)
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its football...not soccer. (wot the fuck is a soccer shouldn't it be socker?)
Total: 7

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie. (burgers is yummmmmm)
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (i have said fuck in front of me mother too many times hahA-)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[/] You have an australian something (does oc count?)
Total: 4.5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (who?)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (all of me is brown but the skin. i'm like snow with chocolate for hair and eyes)
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (PIZZER SPOOGET)
[X] You talk with your hands. (so what happened is //arms flail wildly//)
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. (how do you not)
[X] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (SoMeTiMeS aAaA)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (puta madre)
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (i repeat myself 5 times when asked how m day was. fam can't keep up)
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (gonna dye it again in the 6 weeks holidays, i'm gonna go bloo)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered. (aHA-)
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[X] You think beer is the best. (but advocaat tho. mmmmmmmmmmm it best)
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green. (sketch must hate me-)
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[X] You have hair.
[X] You have/had freckles. (orange spots of DEFECTION. but adorable defection)
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (usually me singing the time song when we get takeout pizza)
Total: 6

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap. (i can do some too XD)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot. (mmmmmmmriceballs and sushi)
[X] You are good at math. (top set maddafackas)
[X] You have played the piano. (used to take lessons)
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread. (BRED)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (mmmmmm)
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (WOT)
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian 
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. (excuse me-)
[X] You know what poutine is. (I WANT ONE THEY LOOK DELISH)
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (who?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

i taaag-
no one!